Once upon a time...

Well, 9 years ago now, Laura (aka Schmoopy) and Adam (Pillington the 3rd) met in Victoria. They hit it off right away! He was a great listener, and she loved to talk... And talk she did! Adam heard all the stories from her childhood in Medicine Hat playing Ringstick, to her cherished teenage years and the Sundays spent hungover in church. In between breaths, Adam managed to to tell her about his love of the wilderness and mountain biking. To this day that's all he's managed to say. They spent the next several years pretending to one another they were "outdoorsy".  They managed to keep that hoax alive with activities like surfing, hiking, camping and snowboarding, only to find out three things. Laura was better than Adam at nearly every activity/sport *cough he's still a better a mountain biker cough*  and the truths that he was a couch potato and she just loved to sleep.